WELCOME TO YOUTUBE | Текст і Переклад (по кліку) Пісні

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Before YouTube I walked through life,

And now I frolic.

YouTube's been like a father to me,

Except YouTube's not an alcoholic.

Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white kid,

That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was.

And now... well, not much has changed but I have a shit-load of money.

Cause YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas.

If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls,

And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers,

I'm just kidding, but let's be honest that's a hefty majority.

And if you don't believe me, well, then you must be a noob.

So welcome to YouTube.

And you don't know what your missing, a-just try searching women kissing,

It's YouTube, it's just what this country's been needing,

A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading.

Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot,

And Chris Crocker's not. No...

He's hotter.

Most of the best YouTubers are either Asian or they're gay,

Переклад (по кліку) і текст пісні Welcome to Youtube - Bo Burnham