TEN FOOT COCK AND A FEW HUNDRED VIRGINS | Текст і Переклад (по кліку) Пісні

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If you´re religious person, may wanna pop out for that five minutes...

This is a song about... hmm... an****** and God. It´s called Ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins.

So you're gonna live in paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

So you're gonna live in paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a ride on a UFO

And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation

You're gonna be the first to know

And so if

God was there from the very beginning

He invented men and women

Then He also invented wanking

Then He said wanking was sinning

So now if I'm feeling randy

I'm not allowed a hand shandy

But having sex with my family

That is just fucking great

It's all there in Ezekiel 8

Just before he opens up His big pearly gates

And says that it's a sin

To take it up the date

Even if it's great

Even with your cowboy mate

So you're gonna live in paradise

With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

So you're gonna sacrifice your life

For a shot at the greener grass

And when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement

He's gonna kick my heathen ass

So if you

Cover the bodies of your women

Everybody is grinnin'

Because black is so slimmin'

Though it's not great for swimmin'

Переклад (по кліку) і текст пісні Ten Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins - Tim Minchin