Never make a pretty woman your wife
Never make a pretty woman your wife, why?
You can't trust that funny look in her eye
Never make a pretty woman your wife
How can a angel break my heart?
Life's hard! i'm just trying to play my part
But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me
Yo yo yo! ok, let's go
After a lekker zef show there by tings n times nice
This hot chick steps to me and says, "i dig your rhymes!"
I said, "thanks", you know and played it shmoove smooth
She said, "ninja, can't you sign your name on my boob?"
I said, "no problem, what's your name?" "sophie"
K, okey dokey! waarsie fokken koki? where's the fuckin marker pen?
I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill
Plus i wrote my number and i drew a duk fokken piel a nice big penis
I said, "don't be afraid!", sophie said, "i'm not afraid"
Then sophie came down to cape town for a holiday
I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney very fuckin fancy
I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari
Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine
Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill
Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind
Sophie said i was a lucky catch of a guy
300 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai
Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies
Lamming in her stokies, mummy this is sophie chilling in her slippers
"oh, hi sophie!" boom! boom! boom!
Let's go back to my room, yo this shit's fuckin on
Then sophie said, "i didn't know you live with your mom!"
"this is not what i expected! sorry this is hectic!"
Just gooi me wif a blow-job! "no!" wat? hook me up
Oh i understand! let's go maybe naai in the back seat fuck
"what the fuck do you think i am?" i think you fuckin sexy!
"just take me to my hotel!" bitch, call a taxi!
Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie!
Now here i sit like a horny idiot with no er******
How can a angel break my heart?
Life's hard! i'm just trying to play my part
But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing!
A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
They promise you heaven, give you hell!
My little baby is driving me crazy!
She makes me a killer (x8)
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Never make a pretty woman your wife why?
You can't trust that funny look in her eye
Never make a pretty woman your wife
If you feeling horny put your hands up
Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda
