Woke up in a bad place
Should probably get up, so I'm not late
Stared at my phone for the past eight
Minutes at nothing, my head aches
Bottles empty by the lampshade
I'm out of excedrin again, great
Too early to tell, but at this rate
I'm thinkin' this might be a bad day
I walk out the bedroom, my roommate's
Asleep on the couch with her twofaced
Boyfriend who lives here, but don't pay
A penny for rent, but he still stays
She says he's broke, I'm like "No way"
Probably sells drugs, but she won't say
Tell me he dabbles in real estate
I mean I don't believe it, but okay
Okay, pull out the driveway
Notice my gas tank's on E again, well, of course it is
Guess I probably should stop at the gas station
So I take a right, pull up to the pump
While it's pumpin', I look at my ashtray
Then remember I need to get cigarettes (Cigarettes)
Anything that help my mind state
So, I park and walk inside—wait!
I should probably get somethin' to drink and eat, I guess
So I find and grab a couple bags of chips
Where's the candy aisle? Oh, yeah, here it is
Which one should I get?
Should I grab the Starburst or
Change it up maybe grab the Twix?
Mm, grab the Starburst and I started walkin'
As I passed the garbage and I reach the fridge
I hear someone yellin' at the front of the store
Probably just a homeless guy getting bored
Probably just a customer whose card
Didn't work, and now he wants to start a war
Man, I can't afford to
Keep buyin' energy drinks every day, I shut the door
Then turn around and as I'm headin' towards the counter
With my drink, I hear "Hey, open up the drawer"
Crouching on the floor
Peek around the aisle, gun is on the fore-
head of the man that's behind the counter
Now my heart is poundin' and I'm prayin' to the Lord
I don't die today, I can't die today
I got things to do, tryin' not to shake
Plottin' my escape, where's my cellphone at?
