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You know, so, like, I have this joke about how, like, you never see, like,
a very attractive, blonde, big-breasted homeless woman.
You know, like, like someone will take care of that person no matter what.
- That woman's gonna be fine. - All right, so here's the joke.
You can be attractive and stupid and make it in the world.
And you could be unattractive and smart and make it in the world.
But it's the ugly, dumb people who are really screwed
'cause they're ignorant and an eyesore.
- That's funny, man. - That's pretty funny.
I think that'll work.
I was thinking of doing this thing where, like,
I'm not good-looking and I'm not bad-looking.
Kind of, like, right in the middle, you know.
Like, if I had a good personality, I could get any chick in the world,
- but I don't. - Yeah, it doesn't work.
I auditioned for Budd Friedman at the improv.
He okayed me and made me a regular.
Budd won't even look me in the eye.
Man, that's... Good for you, man. Congratulations.
You shouldn't have lost all that weight, man.
There's nothing funny about a physically-fit man.
- I know. It's lame, right? - Yeah.
No one wants to watch Lance Armstrong do comedy.
Oh, God.
Hey, Ira.
Oh, hey, Mark. Can you do me a favor and never leave a paycheck
from your shit sitcom on my pillow ever again, please?
That is so rude of me to accidentally leave my paycheck
for $25,000 on your pillow. I'm sorry.
It's a dick move.
It's just, they keep coming, you know, week after week.
It's getting a little bit hard to keep track of them all.
You know what?
Becoming marginally famous has really turned you into an asshole.
Now listen, I'd love to stay here and chat with you
but we have company.
You know that girl comedian who lives across the street?
The one with the dark hair and the bangs?
Daisy, yeah.
Daisy, right. Well, I bumped into her outside and I invited her in,
and she's sitting in our living room right now.
She's out there right now?
She's hot and she's mousy, but kind of like...
She's mousy like a mouse you want to stick your dick in.
Yeah, you've gotta get out there and talk to her.
Why would you do that?
What do you mean, why would I do that? I'm trying to hook you up.
Well, I'm laying groundwork, man.
I got a three-month plan. You can't just throw me into this.
I'll give you 10 days on your three-month plan.
No, I need 80 more days than that!
Okay, I do this because I care about you. I do this to motivate you.
But I will fuck that girl in 10 days. I promise.
Come on, dude, I'm not cute like you.
I don't look like Jackson Browne. I look like Jon Favreau!
Don't do this to me. Don't make me fuck her.
Well, then just don't fuck her!
Don't you put me in this corner where I have to fuck my way out.
He'll do it, too. He'll do it. I've seen him do this before.
I'm gonna go out there and warm her up. I'll see you out there.
would - سيكون
world - العالمية
woman - النساء
laying - وضع
jackson - جاكسون
sitcom - المسرحية الهزلية
homeless - بلا مأوى
think - يفكر
wants - يريد
improv - يمبروف
street - شارع
unattractive - غير جذاب
getting - الحصول على
across - عبر
favor - خدمة
famous - مشهور
eyesore - قذى للعين
becoming - تصبح
doing - فعل
daisy - أقحوان
about - حول
could - استطاع
corner - ركن
again - مرة أخرى
motivate - تحفيز
browne - براون
gonna - سوف
accidentally - من غير قصد
attractive - ملفت للانتباه
asshole - الأحمق
favreau - فافرو
company - شركة
after - بعد
armstrong - ارمسترونغ
personality - الشخصية
bumped - صدم
lance - حربة
little - قليل
invited - دعوة
comedian - ممثل هزلي
bangs - شعر الناصية
leave - غادر
because - لان
comedy - كوميديا
coming - آت
groundwork - الأساس
gotta - فلدي
friedman - فريدمان
funny - مضحك
smart - ذكي
blonde - شقراء
congratulations - تهانينا
chick - كتكوت
before - قبل
ignorant - جاهل
someone - شخصا ما
physically - جسديا
mousy - فئرانية
lives - الأرواح
thing - شيء
pillow - وسادة
looking - يبحث
matter - شيء
middle - وسط
okayed - المصادر موافقة
month - شهر
outside - في الخارج
paycheck - راتب
never - أبدا
people - اشخاص
please - رجاء
stupid - غبي
person - شخص
auditioned - اختبارا
pretty - جميلة
promise - وعد
really - هل حقا
regular - منتظم
right - حق
weight - وزن
sitting - جلسة
sorry - معذرة
stick - عصا
breasted - الصدر
there - هناك
mouse - الفأر
thinking - تفكير
three - ثلاثة
listen - استمع
throw - يرمي
nothing - لا شيئ
track - مسار
trying - محاولة
turned - تحول
living - المعيشة
watch - راقب
marginally - هامشي
screwed - ثمل
where - أين
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