Before YouTube I walked through life,
And now I frolic.
YouTube's been like a father to me,
Except YouTube's not an alcoholic.
Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white kid,
That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was.
And now... well, not much has changed but I have a shit-load of money.
Cause YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas.
If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls,
And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers,
I'm just kidding, but let's be honest that's a hefty majority.
And if you don't believe me, well, then you must be a noob.
So welcome to YouTube.
And you don't know what your missing, a-just try searching women kissing,
It's YouTube, it's just what this country's been needing,
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading.
Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot,
And Chris Crocker's not. No...
He's hotter.
Most of the best YouTubers are either Asian or they're gay,
youtube - youtube
years - anos
impact - impacto
hotter - mais quente
carolina - carolina
hello - Olá
gotta - tenho que
reading - leitura
girls - meninas
funnier - mais engraçado
think - pensar
frolic - frolic
video - vídeo
generation - geração
father - pai
either - ou
except - exceto
friends - amigos
kissing - se beijando
missing - ausência de
drunk - bêbado
goodbye - tchau
hefty - forte
approval - aprovação
alcoholic - alcoólico
evident - evidente
barack - barack
south - sul
babies - bebês
honest - honesto
appeal - recurso
unicorn - unicórnio
ideas - idéias
voice - voz
changed - mudou
needing - precisando
finger - dedo
cooler - resfriador
because - porque
before - antes
chocolate - chocolate
charlie - charlie
george - george
meant - significava
actually - na realidade
going - indo
black - preto
brothers - irmãos
election - eleição
laughing - rindo
thinks - acha
college - faculdade
asian - asiático
upload - envio
intrusive - intrusivo
celebrity - celebridade
their - deles
change - mudança
chris - chris
jiffy - instante
listen - ouço
majority - maioria
favorite - favorito
videotaping - filmagem
money - dinheiro
cause - causa
nothing - nada
obama - obama
party - festa
never - nunca
people - pessoas
privatized - privatizado
anyone - alguém
kidding - brincando
place - lugar, colocar
scholarship - bolsa de estudos
searching - procurando
share - compartilhar
showed - mostrou
youtubers - youtubers
skinny - magro
believe - acreditam
jonas - jonas
parents - parentes
walked - caminhou
someone - alguém
sorry - desculpa
stain - mancha
thought - pensamento
through - através
linger - demorar
untapped - inexplorado
until - até
waste - desperdício
videos - vídeos
president - presidente
welcome - bem vinda
white - branco
women - mulheres
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