Niko it's your cousin!
Why don't you take me bowling...
I came into this country
To leave a life of trouble
But ever since since I got here man
My blood pressure has doubled
These promises of freedom
And mammary attractions
Turned out to be a bunch of crap
And misleading distractions
My cousin is an idiot
He's always in a mess
And cleaning up his problems
Is a constant source of stress
And every time I'm on a job
He won't leave me alone
Every hour every minute man
He rings my bloody phone...
Niko it's your cousin!
Why don't you take me bowling!
And afterwards we'll go get drunk