My girl's been a real whore,
Spending her time with Theodore
Now Teddy, he's my best friend
But with friends like these,
Who needs enemies?
My mother, she told me,
"You're being silly,
Talking talking crazy"
Don't tell me what my problem is
Just tell me what she's doing at his
Apartment at night
I didn't get an invite
Tonight on my birthday,
That ain't half right
My best boy, Teddy
That skeezer, how could he?
'''Goddamn it, girl, just love me already!
Can't you love love love me already?
Love love love me already, baby
Love love love me already
Love love love me already, baby'''
My father, he told me,
"Biting or begging,
Love hurts your knees