My girl's been a real whore,
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Spending her time with Theodore
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Now Teddy, he's my best friend
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But with friends like these,
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Who needs enemies?
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My mother, she told me,
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"You're being silly,
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Talking talking crazy"
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Don't tell me what my problem is
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Just tell me what she's doing at his
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Apartment at night
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I didn't get an invite
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Tonight on my birthday,
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That ain't half right
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My best boy, Teddy
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That skeezer, how could he?
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'''Goddamn it, girl, just love me already!
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Can't you love love love me already?
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Love love love me already, baby
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Love love love me already
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Love love love me already, baby'''
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My father, he told me,
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"Biting or begging,
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Love hurts your knees
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