work down at the Pizza Pit
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And I drive an old Hyundai
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I still live with my mom and dad
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I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
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I'm a scifi fanatic
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A mild asthmatic
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And I've never been to second base
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But there's whole ‘nother me
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That you need to see
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Go checkout MySpace
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'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
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I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
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I drive a Maserati
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I'm a black-belt in karate
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And I love a good glass of wine
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It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
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I tell them I don't want nothing serious
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'Cause even on a slow day
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I could have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I’m so much cooler online
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So much cooler online
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