Hello. Did you miss me?
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I know I'm hard to resist
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Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
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It's hard to be humble
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When you're so fucking big
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Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
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I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
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Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
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Come take a piece of me
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If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
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If you don't see me I don't exist
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It's nice to meet you
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Now let me go and wash my hands
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Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
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The world's most handsome man
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Y'all know who I am
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I'm still the boy next door
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That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
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If I've gone up in the world
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Or is the world gone down on me
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