(Sung by The Vicar)
Some people say that life is a game, well if this is so
I'd like to know the rules on which this game of life is based.
I know of no game more fitting than the age old game of cricket
It has honour, it has character and it's British.
Now God laid down the rules of life when he wrote those Ten Commandments
And to cricket those ten same rules shall apply.
Show compassion and self-righteousness and be honest above all
And come to God's call with bat and ball.
Now the Devil has a player and he's called the Demon Bowler,
fitting - uydurma
righteousness - doğruluk
deceitful - hilekâr
devil - şeytan
above - yukarıdaki
commandments - emir
based - merkezli
bible - kutsal kitap
bowler - top atan oyuncu
character - karakter
narrow - dar
apply - uygulamak