If I had a million dollars (x2)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (x2)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars (x2)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out, like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for us,
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things,
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame 'em? haha yeah!
