Friend of mine in a bar,
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Hadn't been chatted up for years,
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Got this bloke droning on and on,
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Boring my poor friend to tears,
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She looks him dead straight in the eye,
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Thinks to herself, 'ooh what a guy, '
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But he goes on and on and on and on,
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Been polite for far too long,
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So, she said,
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She said,
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She said
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Take your cigarettes
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Take your jokes,
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I'll find someone else who smokes
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Or high
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Or makes me laugh, a ha ha ha!
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So, here she is, all alone again,
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Hasn't had nothing but strife,
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Every guy she seems to meet
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Is either homogenized or man and wife,
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Mm, not gonna settle for any low life,
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'Cause she strives herself more than her appetite,
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