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My Man Is a Loser

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Guys, I heard all about what's going on.

We are gonna work this out.

You know, I, I've yet to meet anyone who ignores customers more than this one.

We are all on the same team here.

If you need me, I'll be three feet away.

- Thank you. - All right, give it to me.

- Give it to me. What have you got? - It's not good.

I don't feel good. My panic attacks are coming back.

I'm starting to taste metal, and I have a sebaceous cyst

growing in the back of my head.

And my wife is threatening to fuck every pool boy we ever hired.

Lianne is not going to fuck the pool boy.

Have you seen my guy? He basically said "Fuck shirts."

He is a good-looking, muscular guy.

He looks like one of those Telemundo soap stars.

I don't know why you hire guys like that.

I'm not saying that...

What are the top complaints from your wives?

Top five or top 10?

What does she not like? What does she say?

Like me. She doesn't like me.

She says I smell like mushrooms sometimes.

All right, guys, I know I fucked up, but I'm gonna make this right. Okay?

I got the fix. You listening?

- Yeah. - Here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna take things I've learned in my single life

and help you apply them to your married life.

Yeah, but how long is something like this gonna take?

I don't know, a week?

No, no, Lianne's gonna be married to Jose Jr. by then.

She's gonna have a whole Mexican family with little kids wearing sombreros,

doing the cha-cha-cha, eating guacamole dip.

- Marty! - What?

How are you going to take what you learned in your single life

and have us apply it to our married life?

You have sex with beautiful strangers, and...

we make waffles at 7:00 a.m.

Because everything I say, everything I do when it comes to women

is about connection. You understand?

You, my boys, have lost your ability to connect with your wives.

You're right, you know, I can't even connect the cable!

I hate my life.

You won't hate yourself after I'm done with you

because I'm gonna bring back everything you lost.

- What, like my manhood? - No!

Like, like being spontaneous.

Remember how spontaneous you guys used to be?

You'd do special things for your wife,

you'd show up at her work, you'd give her little special calls,

- you'd leave little notes. - Shock and awe?

Shock and awe!

- Surprise them? - Exactly. Surprise them with something.

- Caress your woman, caress your woman! - Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm practicing my caress. Don't be a baby about it.

Admire your wives. All right?

I don't mean just admire them with your eyes,

admire them with, with, with everything, with your energy,

your ability to listen to them.

You know how much a girl gets turned on if you're really listening to her?

You gotta be part of your wife's life, you know?

You gotta be there. You have to... You know, to put it very simply,

you have to just show up.

Show up? Show up where? Where we going, the Copacabana? Where are we going?

- Wherever she is. - No.

No, Lianne is like a cracked-out humming bird.

It's exhausting just thinking about this.

Remember how funny you used to be?

Like that. That sense of humor? Bring that into your relationship, man.

Women love a guy with a sense of humor.

Funny gets you laid.

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yourself - siebie

women - kobiety

wives - Żony

whole - cały

wherever - gdziekolwiek

learned - nauczyli

ignores - ignoruje

complaints - uskarżanie się

humming - brzęczący

everything - wszystko

every - dejte pozor

coming - przyjście

eating - jedzenie

guacamole - guacamole

gonna - gonna

going - chodzenie

bring - przynieść

exactly - dokładnie

sebaceous - łojowy

calls - Połączenia

lianne - Lianne

leave - pozostawiać

spontaneous - spontaniczny

listening - słuchający

understand - zrozumieć

growing - rozwój

because - bo

wearing - ma na sobie

anyone - ktokolwiek

apply - zastosować

single - Pojedynczy

those - te

three - trzy

basically - gruntownie

attacks - ataków

connection - połączenie

little - mało

ability - zdolność

really - naprawdę

married - żonaty

admire - podziwiać

stars - gwiazdy

heard - słyszał

panic - panika

after - po

funny - zabawny

gotta - musieć

humor - humor

listen - słuchać

exhausting - wyczerpujący

cable - Kabel

notes - notatki

about - o

energy - energia

metal - metal

beautiful - piękny

marty - marty

cracked - pęknięty

comes - pochodzi

there - tam

copacabana - Copacabana

family - rodzina

connect - połączyć

looking - patrząc

woman - kobieta

saying - powiedzenie

looks - wygląda

manhood - męskość

hired - zatrudniony

mushrooms - grzyby

mexican - meksykański

muscular - muskularny

things - rzeczy

customers - klienci

practicing - praktykujący

sometimes - czasami

remember - zapamiętaj

right - dobrze

caress - pieścić

sense - sens

where - gdzie

shock - zaszokować

simply - po prostu

smell - zapach

relationship - związek

sombreros - sombrero

shirts - koszulki

being - istota

something - coś

starting - startowy

fucked - fucked

special - specjalny

strangers - obcy

surprise - niespodzianka

taste - Smak

telemundo - Telemundo

doing - robić

thank - podziękować

thinking - myślący

threatening - groźny

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