Friend of mine in a bar,
Hadn't been chatted up for years,
Got this bloke droning on and on,
Boring my poor friend to tears,
She looks him dead straight in the eye,
Thinks to herself, 'ooh what a guy, '
But he goes on and on and on and on,
Been polite for far too long,
So, she said,
She said,
She said
Take your cigarettes
Take your jokes,
I'll find someone else who smokes
Or high
Or makes me laugh, a ha ha ha!
So, here she is, all alone again,
Hasn't had nothing but strife,
Every guy she seems to meet
Is either homogenized or man and wife,
Mm, not gonna settle for any low life,
'Cause she strives herself more than her appetite,